This was sent to me via email from my mom on June 12, 2002.
Subject: How Old???
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old man walked by and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess my age."
One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can. Drop your pants!" He did.
The old ladies stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned and said, "Amazing. How did you guess that?"
The old ladies, laughing and slapping their knees, said, "You told us yesterday."
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