Amazing... Simply Amazing...

This was sent to me via email from my mom on February 4, 2002.

I think this is quite cute.  Amazing. . .Simply Amazing. . . It was late
at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with
her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn.  Heidi started to go into labor and
called "911".  Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was
able to respond to the call.   When the paramedic arrived the house was
very, very dark, so the he asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.  Very diligently,
Katelyn did as she was asked.  Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little
while Connor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked
him on his bottom.  Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn
for her help, and asked the wide eyed, 3 year old Katelyn what she
thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He
shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.  Spank him again."

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